Comical dating profiles
So if you think you are a perfect match for me go ahead and send me a message. Looking for a Channing Tatum to my whoever the girl from Step Up 1 was.
I have a Reese Witherspoon personality, Nicki Minaj body and the eyes of Frank Sinatra.
One reason is because their profile reads like a boring, dating profile shaped turd. I thought I would throw some keywords that would describe what I like to do.
I love spending times at Bat Mitzvahs and Quinceaneras on the weekends. I love writing, reading, cooking, pianos, exploring the wilderness, jumping jacks and eating cereal. If you ignore me I might show up at your house unexpectedly to check in.
Yes, I am crazy dog lady and I choose dogs over men any day. Ok, actually no, I’m more like the Dalai Lama, with Obama swag and a Morgan Freeman persona. I’m sure you are dying to get to know me better, so here are a few vital details about me: My biggest passion in life is directing.
He claims the profile writing techniques he teaches in his e Book have resulted in 100 emails in ONE SINGLE DAY for some of his female clients.
Evan’s team designed a new clever online dating profile for one of his male clients who then received responses from women who previously had rejected him. To craft a funny female online dating profile he says swap boring, overused adjectives for stories unique and personal to only you.For now you can start with his download audio/transcript package Finding the One Online.